Why Women Live Longer

Jack stands? Hah! Who needs 'em?"


Necessity is the mother of invention...?



"And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!"?


I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day?


"Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak..."?


Step 1: Remove shoes.
Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.



And the winner is...
How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?

~~came via email!~~


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Forbidden Love

They were together in the House.

Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come
quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched
her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong
appearance...and wished that he would take her in his
arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

She wanted that...more than anything.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out...

She screamed...

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't
hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a
forbidden union and expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead
clung to him. The storm raged on...as did their growing
passion.

And there came a moment when each knew that they had
to be together.

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would never understand...

So consumed were they in their passion that they heard
no opening of doors...

just the faint click of a camera......

Pet owner/Photographer/Creative Writer UNKNOWN

But C~B~N wishes I knew who to credit as this is an absolute hoot!

OR from another quick photographer!

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